UPDATE: ORNAMENT HAS BEEN FOUND!! CONGRATULATIONS ED BRODIE OF MAPLEWOOD. Click on the link to hear his interview with Jeff Johnson:
Day 3: Dec. 7th
Grandma got run over by a 10-speed
Walking home from Monarch Christmas Eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as karma
But as for grandma I’m sure she believes.
She’d been drinking too much eggnog
And we begged her to please stop.
But she went and maxed out grandpa’s Visa.
When she went through that parking lot.
Watch the video below: