Community News: Winter Walk CLUE three 12/7/16

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UPDATE:  ORNAMENT HAS BEEN FOUND!!  CONGRATULATIONS ED BRODIE OF MAPLEWOOD.  Click on the link to hear his interview with Jeff Johnson:

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Day 3:  Dec. 7th

Grandma got run over by a 10-speed

Walking home from Monarch Christmas Eve.

You can say there’s no such thing as karma

But as for grandma I’m sure she believes.

She’d been drinking too much eggnog

And we begged her to please stop.

But she went and maxed out grandpa’s Visa.

When she went through that parking lot.

Watch the video below:

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